Tuesday, July 15, 2008



Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work..
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.

That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.


I borrowed this from Sandy at Flip Flop Floozie, I am not sure if she wrote it or borrowed it from somewhere, it wasn't credited to anyone....so if you wrote this let me know and I will be happy to give you credit because I think it is very funny!

3 comments:

Melli said...

I was just thinkin' I had JUST seen this on Sandy's blog the other day... and then you said it! LOL! It's a great poem though!

Dee Andrews said...

Hi, Girl -

Sorry I'm so long in commenting! I finally got caught up with your posts a couple of days ago, but haven't had to write till now.

I love the cleaning list. Sounds just like mine.

You've been posting some good stuff here, Michelle!

Has anyone figured out, yet, where you went in Florida? It's no place I recognize, but then we mostly visit the gulf coast of Fla. between here and Panama City.

I don't suppose it's Disneyworld, is it? That would be TOO easy, I'm sure.

TELL us!! Inquiring minds want to know.

Cheers & Blessings to you all today!

Dee

Judy said...

Funny cleaning list!! I can relate to that. I always find myself sitting at the computer instead of doing the things I'm supposed to be doing.