This is my 100th post to this blog- I found this story thru Dee--Enjoy!
"A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
Enjoy your Saturday! Blessings!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
That is VERY funny!
I don't want any of that stuff on my car--because I am a very bad driver--and I am afraid I would offend someone and make Jesus look bad and not mean to!
I understand about your not wanting to broadcast when you will be away--you notice I don't usually do that ;-)!
Hope you have a great, GREAT trip. I am so excited for you!
(My favorite place to eat on Kaanapali is Leilani's--get a table as close to the water as you can! (Downstairs is less expensive--try the Hula Pie, please!) If you want to eat local food--Aloha Mixed Plate in Lahaina is very good, too!)
Post a Comment